英文版 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
歌词如下:
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.
Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
男人 事实若你要开心活在世上 若你喜欢安安乐乐歌唱
别要拣天仙娇妻做对象 尽力别与她遇上 男人
事实若你要开心活在世上 若你喜欢安安乐乐歌唱
便要拣"吖呜"婆做对象 万事自会多乐畅
如天仙美女永是太自私 如果约你永远必定迟
常常令你似废物拼命等 由朝企到朦胧子夜时
而"吖呜"婆对你永远是带着痴 从不怪你平凡不合时
常常为你熨裤并熨睡衣 由始爱你爱到天裂时
男人 事实若你要开心活在世上 若你喜欢安安乐乐歌唱
别要拣天仙娇娃做对象 尽力量别与她遇上
男人 事实若你要开心活在世上 若你喜欢安安乐乐歌唱
便要拣"吖呜"婆做对象 万事自会多乐畅
甲:喂 阿老林呀
乙:乜事
甲:我个日撞到你个女人锅
乙:系咩
甲:哗 巨好鬼死丑样呀
乙:不过巨熨成套睡衣 熨得好鬼死靓呀 哈哈
由人为美女拼命拼命追 由朝索气索到毕命时
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
don’t you make a pretty woman your wife so for
my personal point of view get an ugly girl to
marry you